- Last week I met some friends at the park. The boys played for over an hour. When it was time to go, I was helping Carter into his car seat, when I felt a bulge in his pants. I asked him if he pooped his pants and he adamantly insisted, "No". I flipped the back side of his pants up and out popped a little hard ball of poop. It fell onto the street. Fortunately it was a solid poop and not his usual mess in his pants. Shocked, Carter looked at me and asked, "Hey! How did that get in there? Who pooped in MY pants?" And yes folks he was being completely serious!
- After 7 days with Jeremy away on business Evan informed me that, "Mom, I like Daddy a lot more then you. Don't be sad, I like you too, but I just like Daddy more."
- Carter: "Mom I like to play with the back of your arm - it's squishy and fun to pinch."
- Evan asked to play the board game "Angry Birds". Jeremy said 'yes' as soon as he finished his coffee and instructed Evan to put the game on the dining room table. A few moments later, Evan comes yelling into the living room, "Dad, DAD! Maya (the cat) is sh*tting on the game, Maya is s*itting on the game!" Jeremy and I jumped up out of our seats and ran into the dining room where Maya was SITTING prim and proper on top of the game with tail swinging in contentment in picking on her kid! We are still working on the "S" sound ;-)!
What funny things have your kids said?