Okay mom of boys, this one's for you! Evan has been obsessed with poop lately! And I will tell my friends the funny daily stories, that I have dubbed, "Daily Poop talk with Evan." I have gone back and forth on whether to write some of these down and share with the wide world of the internetz. Since you know, one of these days, Evan (and his friends) may come upon this ol' blog and it may just humiliate him.
But, I can't take it any more! Sorry Evan! If you are reading this and going through the angst of your pre-teen years! Sorry! But, I just couldn't help myself.
So, lately, Evan enjoys giving me the play-by-play during his - uh- bathroom breaks. I will be in the kitchen loading the dishwasher and hear these play-by-plays yelled from the bathroom.
"I am now poopin' mom. Nope not yet, peeing first. Okay now, now I am pooping. I'm done peeing!"
"I just pooped out a huge one, Mom."
"That one looks like a little chocolate chip"
But he has now taken it to a new level.
"Poop, poop it's everywhere. On mountaintops and in the air."
Any ideas where that came from?
Oh Dr. Seuss! Sorry! But apparently Evan didn't like the words to your "Teeth" book!
Maybe I will go ahead and have a girl! Just so I can have a conversation that doesn't involve poop!
Please Mom of Boys, tell me I'm not alone!